Y'arraight?
I'm confused, why do some Americans think that British (I don't class myself as British, I'm English) people talk like characters from a Charles Dickens novel. We're not all well mannered and Sexually repressed, some of us have very poor manners.
I was drunk for my first time in the back seat of a tiny car. I had just goreached the vinegar strokes when I "Gambled & Lost" (farted and followed through). The large quantity of cider combined with me being nervous acted as a laxative.
She produced a facial expression of utter disgust and I had to ask my dad for the money it cost to have the back seat of the car cleaned (I was 15 at the time).
When I explained to him why I needed the money he burst out laughing as well and told all his mates.
I can laugh about it now, but I couldn't show my face for 2 weeeks!
I was drunk for my first time in the back seat of a tiny car. I had just goreached the vinegar strokes when I "Gambled & Lost" (farted and followed through). The large quantity of cider combined with me being nervous acted as a laxative.
She produced a facial expression of utter disgust and I had to ask my dad for the money it cost to have the back seat of the car cleaned (I was 15 at the time).
When I explained to him why I needed the money he burst out laughing as well and told all his mates.
I can laugh about it now, but I couldn't show my face for 2 weeeks!
The fact remains the US have interfered in another countries affairs and screwed up - AGAIN! The occupation is about installing a US friendly Administration in Baghdad so the oil companies that own George Bush get a plentiful supply of cheap Iraqi oil.
Documents revealed by British journalists dated 6 months before the occupation began confirmed that the US government were going to occupy Iraq at all costs (no matter how many people had to die). They merely asked the British Government to fabricate grounds to justify the war - hence the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" which never materialised.
GB Prime Minister Tony Blair confirmed this document was genuine when questioned by journalists.
If the US are serious about democratic reform and ending Genocide why are they not intervening in Zimbabwe and Sudan and why did they ignore genocide in Serbia and Rwanda (hint - there's no oil there!)
God is dead, man has surpassed him! Where next?
posted by The Viking 17 years ago
In "Chess Chicks"
My word, I've never seen so many women looking bored simultaneoulsy!
posted by The Viking 17 years ago
In "Zooming down into the mandelbrot set forever and ever"
It just hypnotised me. That was awesome.
posted by The Viking 17 years ago
In "No rulebreaking at Wal-Mart!"
Wal-mart have a new slogan "Arbeit macht frei"
posted by The Viking 17 years ago
In "It's time"
Y'arraight? I'm confused, why do some Americans think that British (I don't class myself as British, I'm English) people talk like characters from a Charles Dickens novel. We're not all well mannered and Sexually repressed, some of us have very poor manners.
posted by The Viking 17 years ago
In "Curious George: Who would want to be me anyway?"
Hard disk, big hammer, problem solved (good stress relief too - think of all the times it died on you for no reason) YAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!
posted by The Viking 17 years ago
In "The Horror! The Horror!"
I was drunk for my first time in the back seat of a tiny car. I had just goreached the vinegar strokes when I "Gambled & Lost" (farted and followed through). The large quantity of cider combined with me being nervous acted as a laxative. She produced a facial expression of utter disgust and I had to ask my dad for the money it cost to have the back seat of the car cleaned (I was 15 at the time). When I explained to him why I needed the money he burst out laughing as well and told all his mates. I can laugh about it now, but I couldn't show my face for 2 weeeks!
posted by The Viking 18 years ago
I was drunk for my first time in the back seat of a tiny car. I had just goreached the vinegar strokes when I "Gambled & Lost" (farted and followed through). The large quantity of cider combined with me being nervous acted as a laxative. She produced a facial expression of utter disgust and I had to ask my dad for the money it cost to have the back seat of the car cleaned (I was 15 at the time). When I explained to him why I needed the money he burst out laughing as well and told all his mates. I can laugh about it now, but I couldn't show my face for 2 weeeks!
posted by The Viking 18 years ago
In "A first step out of Iraq."
The fact remains the US have interfered in another countries affairs and screwed up - AGAIN! The occupation is about installing a US friendly Administration in Baghdad so the oil companies that own George Bush get a plentiful supply of cheap Iraqi oil. Documents revealed by British journalists dated 6 months before the occupation began confirmed that the US government were going to occupy Iraq at all costs (no matter how many people had to die). They merely asked the British Government to fabricate grounds to justify the war - hence the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" which never materialised. GB Prime Minister Tony Blair confirmed this document was genuine when questioned by journalists. If the US are serious about democratic reform and ending Genocide why are they not intervening in Zimbabwe and Sudan and why did they ignore genocide in Serbia and Rwanda (hint - there's no oil there!)
posted by The Viking 19 years ago
In "Love will find a way"
Knock up in lock up
posted by The Viking 19 years ago
In "The seniors loved this. Drunken Monkeys"
I'm a good tpyist!
posted by The Viking 19 years ago
Has naybody ever got their pet drunk?
posted by The Viking 19 years ago
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